CPZ Peahen sighting the second!

I had a great shot lined up and then some lady let her dog run at it, so you get to see Peahen On The Move.

Srsly though, why aren’t they recapturing this bird?

CPZ Peahen sighting the second!

I had a great shot lined up and then some lady let her dog run at it, so you get to see Peahen On The Move.

Srsly though, why aren’t they recapturing this bird?

Rando Foreign Dude Guy To How Not To Hit On A Lady:

“I see you are watching game. Can you explain to me rules of game? Game is stupid!”

Nothing worse than when a kid on the team you want to destroy gets carted off on a stretcher.

Liveblogging this sports bar

The sideline reporter just asked a ND player, “Was this your best game ever?”

::Slightly startled look:: “Um, no”

/”Was it close?”

::wary look:: “It was a good game.”

I am absolutely, positively sure that there are thousands of unemployed Americans who could do better sports reporting than this woman.

The Worst Idea Ever Award

Goes to me, for choosing to be lazy and cook a bag of frozen sweet potato fries instead of going to the store and buying the makings of a balanced meal. It turns out there is a limit to the amount of sweet potato fries I can stomach. That limit is pretty low.

jennileerose:

reblogged for truth.

jennileerose:

reblogged for truth.

Obama seems obsessed with wanting to lead the country in what he sees as a post-partisan era while his opponents are so partisan they have only one goal in mind—to destroy him even if they have to burn down the house to do it. Well, you may want with all your heart to save your marriage but if your philandering, uncaring, unredeemable, and narcissistic partner is determined at all costs to break up the marriage, the sooner you decide not to play the fool, the better.
Bill Moyers (via azspot)

So. Much. THIS. The “they should be able to agree with my proposals” attempts at bipartisanship that only results in right-wing policies while right wingers cry victim was cute maybe the first thousand times. New tactic time, Mr. President!

Urban Life Goal #3 realized! Saw a guy pull this beaut out of the harbor on my dinner break. Sweet!

Urban Life Goal #3 realized! Saw a guy pull this beaut out of the harbor on my dinner break. Sweet!

maritsa:

Oh fucking barf. Gucci shoes for kids?
And Brooks Brothers boys is only acceptable when worn by Tom Haverford.

I didn’t even open it because I am theoretically opposed to deisgner shiz for kids, but two freakishly adorbs nephews + my notoriously absent impulse control could lead to a bad outcome.

maritsa:

Oh fucking barf. Gucci shoes for kids?
And Brooks Brothers boys is only acceptable when worn by Tom Haverford.

I didn’t even open it because I am theoretically opposed to deisgner shiz for kids, but two freakishly adorbs nephews + my notoriously absent impulse control could lead to a bad outcome.

No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By living wages I mean more than a bare subsistence level - I mean the wages of decent living.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (via sarah-of-a-lesser-fincher)